Dear Valentine, I hate you.

If you're the anti-Valentine's type or are recounting the bitter details of a nasty split, this list is for you: Gifts that say, "I hate you." The Bittersweet candy hearts with phrases like, "I been creepin'" and the doormat are unmistakable gestures for sure.

When it comes to love and affection, spread that goodness around I say! It's so much easier to love, forgive and feel happy. One really is the loneliest number, go make some friends already! Still dateless but not desperate? Send some flowers to your momma instead of being a hater. Fo' shizzle!