Better Than a Blow-up Doll?

Unix Nerd: Got myself a new girlfriend

Me: Oh? Do tell...
Unix Nerd: Yeah. Got my gf a set of bolt-ons and she's good as new.

Unix Nerd: Like having a new woman in my life...

Me: You're not right

Unix Nerd: Amazing what a new rack can do for a relationship.

Me: So much for living vicariously through you...

Unix Nerd: Plus I can put her out on the street when times get tough.