Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A definite low point...

Tonight over a well balanced Austrian Cab and smoked gouda, Lisa and I discussed number of things. Yes, I still think men can be retarded pricks. Yes, I think the wine is fab and yes, I need to do a jillion things before I can actually enjoy myself tomorrow night for New Year's Eve.

Then Lisa asked what I plan to wear.

Me: Are you serious? I haven't even thought about it.
Lisa: Well yeah. I'm going to wear something sparkly!
Me: I'm in my gym clothes from yesterday. I'm the very last thing I think about these days. Look at me, I have a unibrow. A damn near real one.
Lisa: Oh! Yeah, I had to do some grooming this morning too.
Me: Not like this. I look so back country, I want to play a banjo every time I look in the mirror.

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