You have a friend in me.

Nerd 1: You wanna know how you'd find out how I won the powerball? I'd pull up to your door in a diablo.
Nerd 2: Ha! Sweet!
Nerd 1: Then we'd go to the BMW dealer so you can pick out your 740li.
Nerd 2:You know how I'd do it? I'd have my limo driver splash you in the face as we drove by, and then I'd give you the finger.