Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Bad bra day...

The makeup isn't bad, even as I slowly recover from a recent bad skin marathon. My hair doesn't look too homely either, and surprisingly looks clean and healthy. Nope, it's not the oddly colored shoes, it's not the post-maternity wardrobe. What is it then, that propagates an unsatisfied feeling throughout my subconscious about my appearance?

I didn't discover it until late in the day as I exit the ladies room. In a hurried glance in the mirror I see them. Are those two lumpy blobs of mashed potatoes plopped onto my chest? Goodness no, those are my boobs.

Leave it to a wireless bra to ruin your life. It may appear more comfortable, yes, but practical, it is not. I've just learned that a wireless bra is your enemy. It will diminish your curb appeal and give people the impression that you have four lumpy, ill-shaped boobs instead of two regular, perky ones.

It's too late for me now. Thanks to a bad bra I've gone the whole day looking like the elephant girl. And tonight, without a single feminist intention, I'm going to burn it.

And now, a word from Chloe:
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