Doctor 80019, or whatever.

Thanks to MRI technology, we can all take solace knowing that Jeckyl isn't LAZY as some people have muttered; he simply has a torn tendon in his ankle. "Like it was severed with a butter knife," is how his doctor described it.

Some Doctor is operating on Jeckyl as I write, and I'm completely confident he'll come out smelling like a rose. Six weeks in a cast will be worth not having to walk with a gangster lean.