(During a recent visit to my doctor, whom I've known for well over a decade.)
Him (warmly): I wish you would have come to me sooner.
Me (full of apathy): Yeah, I know...
Him: I can fix these things, they're very simple. I even have a bunch of free drugs here you can take with you.
Me (perking up): Oh? Really?
Him: Yep. Sister, we're gonna get you laid.
Friday, February 05, 2010
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