Back in Black

Greg: There you are, all dressed in black again.
Me: I know, it's my unofficial uniform.
Greg: What's up with the green belt?
Me: Well I had a green shirt on but it got dirty so I swapped it out with a black one.
Greg: I know the feeling.
Me: Wanna know the real reason I wear black everyday?
Greg: Because it's easy?
Me: No. And not because it's slimming, not because it's a fashion cop out, not because it helps me blend into the background, not because I'm alternative at my core or a Johnny Cash wannabe.
Greg: Well why then?
Me: Because I am a genuinely messy person. It just hides everything.