Thursday, June 02, 2005

Everybody loves 007...

Scenario: Guy#1 is explaining the facts of 007 to another guy at work.
Guy#1: Did you hear that? Sean Connery puts his hand on his women when they act up! (motions pimp hand) Bam!
Me: Okay. I'm exiting the converstion now.
Guy#1: Yeah. That's why we like him.

Female down the hall (trying to argue): That's not nice! That's not true either...
Guy#1: Don't make me Sean Connery you! (silence) Naw, I'm just kidding. I'm not like that.
Guy#2 nods and ducks his head back into his computer monitor.
Guy#1: I don't even make a fist when I hit my women.

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